internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

phlep:

if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you

(Source: tofkto)

internetexplorers:

once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray

beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT

unsaviored:

can you imagine if tumblr just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun